nerd jokes! (and pickup lines) (normal funny lines too)

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nerd jokes! (and pickup lines) (normal funny lines too)

Post by marcien » Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:46 pm

because we all are nerds =DD

AYC wrote:For instance, a Calculus pick-up line goes something like this:

"I wish I could take the derivative of you so I can lie tangent to your curve." (or something like that) Impress girls! You may or may not get slapped in the process, but you'll probably be denied.
Seir wrote:The person's retort:
"I wish I was parallel to you, so we'd never touch."
Seir wrote:"You're cos^2θ, I'm sin^2θ, and together, we are 1."

./facepalm.
Seir wrote:Then there's the one about general classes.
1: "EW. I HAVE CHEMISTRY WITH HIM. D:"
2: "At least you two don't have History."

.../facePALM.
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Re: nerd jokes! (and pickup lines) (normal funny lines too)

Post by marcien » Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:49 pm

i once was asked to think ideas for couple shirts. though none of them went through in the end, due to budget issues ._.

which might be a good thing though, since some of them...... are really lame.

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so now you all now how my sense of humour is like =___=
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Post by Pictor » Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:23 am

Male:

I'd expect her not to change but she will.

Female:

I'd expect him to change but he won't.
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Re: nerd jokes! (and pickup lines) (normal funny lines too)

Post by Vincent » Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:03 pm

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Re: nerd jokes! (and pickup lines) (normal funny lines too)

Post by Johker » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:19 pm

Not a nerd pick-up line, but a rather lame one.
"I wish you were a Facebook status... So that I could 'Like' you."

Ba-dum-tish.
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Post by Pasonia » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:33 am

I know this thread is damn old but this is a C++ reference.

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Re: nerd jokes! (and pickup lines) (normal funny lines too)

Post by Pictor » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:58 am

Gotta be careful when and where you throw that one out.
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