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because we all are nerds =DD

AYC wrote:For instance, a Calculus pick-up line goes something like this:

"I wish I could take the derivative of you so I can lie tangent to your curve." (or something like that) Impress girls! You may or may not get slapped in the process, but you'll probably be denied.

Seir wrote:The person's retort:
"I wish I was parallel to you, so we'd never touch."

Seir wrote:"You're cos^2θ, I'm sin^2θ, and together, we are 1."

./facepalm.

Seir wrote:Then there's the one about general classes.
1: "EW. I HAVE CHEMISTRY WITH HIM. D:"
2: "At least you two don't have History."

.../facePALM.

i once was asked to think ideas for couple shirts. though none of them went through in the end, due to budget issues ._.

which might be a good thing though, since some of them...... are really lame.








so now you all now how my sense of humour is like =___=

Male:

I'd expect her not to change but she will.

Female:

I'd expect him to change but he won't.

"OVER 9000!"

"FUUUUUUUUUUUU~" Hardo Gay reference.

Not a nerd pick-up line, but a rather lame one.
"I wish you were a Facebook status... So that I could 'Like' you."

Ba-dum-tish.

I know this thread is damn old but this is a C++ reference.

"I wish I knew how exceptional you were, so that I could catch you in time."

Gotta be careful when and where you throw that one out.